Resolved Question: Does Jesus spend as much time inside courthouses as he does inside churches?

27 January 2012, 12:29 pm

In thousands of courtrooms across America today Jesus will be asked to take the stand as a character witness for some of America's most vile criminals. Jesus will play a HUGE role in the upcoming trial of accused Penn State pedophile christian charity guy Jerry Sandusky. Thousands of people a day have done what Jerry Sandusky have done...intentionally crafted a Public Image of themselves as a fine upstanding Man/Woman of God with the sole purpose of acting as a smoke screen to cover their criminal activities. When they get caught, as Jerry Sandusky recently got caught, Jesus is USED along with the Public Image to cast doubt on the charges. Witness after witness will be called to the stand to recount the kindness and generosity Jerry Sandusky showed to their kids, the ones he intentionally did not rape because he knew someday he might need some children and parents to say he never touched them. Jerry will use those other kids, and the adopted ones in his family, to cast doubt on the abuse charges made by more than 10 other children. Is Jesus more USEFUL in Criminal Court than he is USEFUL in Church?... Read More »